Hey Take your new year gift!

Posted by hoody | 6:22 AM

A cup of coffee in left hand, a keyboard on right hand and a great idea in mind. What a combination! Christmas sun is slowly saying good bye and the new year son is ready to be welcomed. Hey why don’t you take a New Year gift?

I am not satisfied! The traffic of this blog went to 0 to 600+ per day during three months and the backlinks are growing rapidly. But I am not satisfied. The biggest Adsense check is ready to be welcomed; the Alexa rank is decreasing and decreasing. Still, I am not satisfied. Why? Heart wants more yaar.

Life has been hectic around here these days. Some sorrows in heart for saying best friends’ goodbye as they went to US for further study and some really boring college hours. In fact I am really unable to write new posts these days. Just look at the STALE posts on my archive and you will easily know the reality. So why don’t you take the New Year gift?

Okay now I think it’s better to come to the point. I want to make deal with you. The deal between thirdworldchaos and you guys. Simply, WRITE A POST FOR ME AND GET A ONE WAY BACKLINK AND A PLACE IN MY BLOGROLL. Damn, I said it. Okay now as I told you this is your gift. Backlinks are your gift for New Year. What you will get from this? Well, read louder.

PROFITS- For a single post of yours, you will get a place in my blogroll. And that too a one way backlink (the best type of backlink)! And another great thing is if applicable you can give up to 5 backlinks leading to your blog in the post too. Great, isn’t it? You will get tons of backlinks from my blog and that too with your PREFERRED KEYWORD. Your blog’s name will be seen by the 600(read it thrice) READERS EACH DAY. And about posting, the post need not be too lengthy too. JUST WRITE A POST OF ABOUT 100 WORDS AND ENJOY THE BACKLINK. How’s that? Just write the ORIGINAL (read it thrice) post and enjoy great backlinks.

Restrictions? Yes there is only one restriction to participate in this contest and that is THERE IS NOT RESTRICTION. So what are you waiting for? Go to your computer, write a GOOD (read it thrice, too) and send me. Wait I forgot, the post should be about BLOGGING. (Again please read it thrice)

How to send? Easy! Write a post and send that post to my email id which is rabinsmith@gmail.com with a subject NEW YEAR GIFT and within 24 hours see the post with the name of author (that is you) and blog. Hey you still here? GET TO YOUR WORK!!

If this was the worst contest you ever read on wild wild web then please SUBSCRIBE ME.

No kidding, and not another SEO trick too. This is neither a spam nor any idea that is risky for your blog. What I am talking is Simple, Sweet and safe way to get traffic for your blog and that too without using nearly no effort. Ladies and gentleman, tonight I am going to introduce (may be, reintroduce) you all with……………. (I hate drum rolls!!) BLOGRUSH!
Yeah! Blogrush is a simple way to get traffic to your blog while you are sleeping. This is the simplest way. Neither you have to use any SEO technique nor have you to take part in different forums. All you have to do is put the blogrush widget in your blog and start welcoming traffic from it. So easy and so beneficial that you will really start appreciating it after just a day of using it.
Sign Up For Blogrush.

Sign Up with Blogrush to get Free and Attractive Blog traffic!!!

CAUTION: May be this is the worst joke you ever read on internet. BEWARE!!

During work, John and William were chatting:
John: William, I've been taking night courses for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.
William: oh!
John: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?
William: No
John: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night courses you would know this.
The next day, the same discussion took place:
John: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?
William: No
John: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.
The next day, once again:
John: And do you know who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
William: No
John: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this.
This time, William got irritated and said: "And you, do you know who is George Hunt?"
John: No
William: He's the guy enjoying with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this...

This was just for fun but if its related to any person then SHAME ON YOU!!!!


In case you were wondering how to systematically achieve saturation for multiple keywords for your website in search engines (instead of just a few), then this is a must read article. This tactic is specifically designed to work in Google using the allinanchor / keyword relevance ratio to back links pointing at your site. This is the point where the competition gets nervous as a tactic like this could go viral with just one post from a popular Stumbler, Digg or otherwise.
As an SEO company, these are some of the tactics we use when targeting an entire industry for long tail search engine domination, similarly, this SEO technique can also be used for more aggressive, competitive terms through slight modification.
But, say for instance that you wanted to rank in the top 10 for a result that has 1.2 - 2 million results, you can essentially pick them off like flies using just a fragment of this technique. The terms we consider worthy are usually the ones that takes months to acquire. So, don't build links to fast from off topic locations, it's better to focus on quality vs. quantity, however having a diverse base of IP addresses to use is ideal (such as an article marketing resource box that you can moderate).
The exercise:
1. First start off by writing down every possible singular keyword that pertains to your industry. From there narrow it down to the top 20-30 terms.
You could also just use a keyword discovery tool, but in this instance, think like a consumer trying to reach your site. The reason is, many of the search terms used to reach your site are unique and do not fall into realm of showing up on the "keyword radar", so common sense can equal conversion if you pick the right phrase and beat your competition to the punch.
2. Then after you have a list of 20-30, start combining two word combinations strategically using the premise of how you think someone may type a query into a search engine.
web page optimization, optimize my website, how do I SEO my site, etc. come up with your wild card list of key phrases which you can have fun with later, since if you optimize your site for one group of keywords ALL OF THE KEYWORDS in the anchor text get a boost. So even though you may be building links using exact match, you still get the benefit of each individual word in Google.
3. After you have your list of 30 singular, 20 two-word combinations and 10 or so three-word combinations (just seeing if you were paying attention, since I didn't say anything about the 3 word combinations) take each of the two and three word combinations, place the phrases "in quotes" and enter them in a standard Google search query one at a time.
Look at the results of the keywords in quotes and this will give you a good indication of the allinanchor and allintitle relevance by using the quotes. Usually if you do this, you can remove the quotes and 90% of the sites remain the same. Without quotes it may be 1-10 of 2,000,000 results, with "the quotes" it may show 1-10 of 20,000. It is the term in quotes you want to look at in order to gain a metric on the competitiveness of this key phrase.
Also, the more words you add, the easier it is to optimize, even if the chronology of the words does not make sense, you are still optimizing your site for any combination of keywords that are contained in the anchor text. In case it's a new term, this is anchor text, so use it wisely as it is your number 1 tool for developing links, relevance and rankings (for now at least) in Google.
Getting back to the exercise, if the term comes back with under 100,000 results then move it into your to do list of links to build as a likely target for your SEO. Granted that this is merely one tactic, feel free to combine it with your own methods. Now, without giving away too many secrets, you will be responsible for finding ways to build links.
Not just any links, but links that allow you to have control over the anchor text (the text in the link). Use these terms to whittle away at the root phrases building 100 links per keyword combination, then run analytics software of check out Niche Watch and see where you stand using a before and after methodology.
Every site is different, but say for example you have a PR6 site, you can skip most of these tactics and just put a keyword in your title tag, mention it a few times, build links from your own site to itself and dominate the SERPs. However, since we know that you are going to be challenging websites such as those in the SERPs as you step over them in concentration for allinanchor relevance as you specifically augment your site by fortifying it with keyword combinations, you can actually surpass a lazy or passive higher page rank site in this fashion.
Our site for example can chip away and rise approximately 100,000 results per month for competitive terms using moderate link building methods (1000-2000 quality inbound links per month for example), so if we were going after a super competitive keyword such as "SEO Company" for example with its 1.4 million results, it would take roughly 1 year to build links to get to the top 10 using this tactic.
Each site is different as the authority that results from each link varies. The point here is, each website has a link velocity ratio that is consistent with how aggressively it can move up the rungs until it arrives in the top 10 search results for a keyword "in quotes".
If you wanted to find out where you stand for the keyword in advance, you could always click your url first, then use the search command www.google.com/ie?&num=100 to get to the 100 results per page stripped down Google interface. From there (since you have clicked your link in advance) you can put the keyword in question "in quotes", hit return and find out where you stand.
If you are position #200 for example and you are building links for every word that comprises the phrase (services SEO, SEO Services, Search engine Optimization Services, Engine Optimization SEO, etc.) then you should see your ranking move up and up closer to the top 10 for a number of terms.
When it hits the top 10 for the allinanchor: terms, if the keyword is not being challenged directly by another competitor your site should hit the top 10 as well. If there is competition you should be in the top 30 or top 20 results and you will have to figure out which other SEO factor is holding you back from there.
If you wanted to be more specific and chart your progress, you can find the link to link velocity ratio to determine how many links or how much time it will take you to crack into the top 10 for each of the respective search terms. Or you could find the best page for each link using the Google command site:www.yoursite.com keyword, to increase the links per page (LPP ratio) as a deep linking strategy to increase the impact of each link (don't forget to socially bookmark them as well for an added boost).
This is how you get your rankings to spread out to other terms. *If you use exact match terms for two word key phrases, then you can see the results usually within a week. The idea is, start with three words, when you see them moving, then alternate one of the keywords with another word from your list from before. So you can rank for keyword keyword company, keyword keyword services, keyword keyword professional, etc.
Examples like SEO Marketing Consultant, SEO Website Marketing, Internet SEO Marketing, etc. this will become apparent later just how effective this tactic can be for blanketing a plethora of terms.
Then you focus specifically on the phrase you want to rank for, create a custom page using a keyword density tool or writing copy that utilizes the phrase one time in the title, one time in the h1 tag, one to 3 times in the document and continue to build links to that page with those keywords in the anchor text. This is the advantage of having a blog as you can camouflage your link building tactics under the guise of an informative post. I will just hint at SEO content copy writing here, but you get the gist (link bait, social media, social bookmarking / link building ahem, ahem).
My suggestion, build 50 links to the page and move on to another term. Then give it a week or two and go back and check the status of the keywords and how your allinanchor:, allintitle: and allintext: ratio’s are performing is contrast to the keyword combinations, make note of your progress and try to find your site in the SERPs again. You can go back to the Google interface and check or you can just scroll through the normal results to see where you stand.
If the keywords you select are under 20,000 results, if your site has some authority you can take those over from just posting an on topic post that is tagged properly in your blog. But to sustain them, you have to feed the pages keyword combinations to keep them afloat in the SERPs. This also provides a cushion around them to help fend off competition from leap-frogging past you up the ladder.
Acquisition (climbing the rungs) and defense from others can be done through varying the tactic slightly. Slow down once you have acquired a top 20 and let the link velocity push you up the ladder. Then you can build 1/3 of the links using the exact match terms until you hit the top 10. If you crack the top 10, then go back, add a few more occurrences of the keywords you want to rank for in your document/page. Add a few more links, wait a week and then see if that pushes you over the hump into the top 5.
This method may seem a bit chaotic, but you get the gist, you can manage one keyword or several at the same time. The key is to use a common denominator as the pivotal term that is used to tie together all of the variations of the word stemmed singular, plural and adjective based keyword combinations until you have effectively saturated each keywords density in the external links to your site.
You can always check on Google Webmaster tools which keywords have the highest occurrences that are directed at your site. The idea is, to build a base term, add a qualifier, then do this again and again, until all of your main keywords are essentially lodged in the anchor text pointing at your site from a wide variety of unique and Class C- I.P addresses.
For example if you did a search on a term like “seo professional” this term returns 126,000 results. If your site has a PR4 for example and you have content that supports this type of industry of jargon in your domain name, on your pages or in your page titles, you should already have some leverage for the term.
Terms that have slight correlation to your website's theme can be optimized, but the rate of which all depends on your website authority, the links you use and how much link juice they carry, where you point them, the competition and how algorithms see your link building techniques (natural or unnatural) if you invoke a penalty, you will not rank for that term for a while until it's lifted, so it's better not to get greedy and vary your titles, anchor text and pages when deep linking.
I hope you found this information useful, if you did, then cast your vote to share it, sign up for the RSS feed or just enjoy.
About the Author
Jeffrey L. Smith is an seasoned search engine optimization strategist and founder of Seo Design Solutions Search Engine Optimization Company in Chicago. Jeffrey has been involved in internet marketing since 1995 and brings fresh optimization methods and SEO Services to businesses se

Is Blogsvertise Dead?

Posted by hoody | 5:08 PM

No new job, no new news and no new mail. What can I say more? Maybe, Blogsvertise is dead.
It’s been nearly three months I signed up for Blogsvertise and it took two days to be approved. And the next day when I checked by inbox, VOILA! I got an assignment from Blogsvertise that too worth $5. What more can we expect from such sites? Full $5 assignment in the second day after being approved. I was so happy that I donated the whole post called ‘Blogsvertise worked for me’ in my blog. After that? Oh I am starved waiting for the new assignment. And no single email from them!
Yeah it’s true that Blogsvertise is a promising site for the bloggers like us. But what can we say about the site that is neither in contact nor even in news for so long time. I get different emails (if not job) from the sites like payperpost, smorty and many more but where is email of Blogsvertise in my inbox? Or where is Blogsvertise in the forum or news? Maybe Blogsvertise is dead. R.I.P.
If you don’t want me to be dead then please would you mind to Subscribe me.
Some more DEAD posts!
Free SEO e-books- Do they Help You?
Selling Lindsay Lohan’s ASS To Get Traffic!
How To Get Easy Traffic From DIGG?

Check at feedburner, saw the growing rate of subscribers’ everyday and hope to have more readers of the new post. But when checked the stats, FUCK UP! Excuse me, why aren’t subscribers reading the new posts?
The above thing is like an unsolved mystery for me. Seriously I think this is most complex thing then finding the total number of person Paris Hilton slept with. The amount of subscribers is rising day by day but if you filter the readers among the subscribers, the result is nearly null. Why is this happening? And the shittiest thing is if people don’t want to read the future articles of the post then WHY THE FUCK DO THEY SUBSCRIBE?
People just subscribe the blog if they find it interesting and useful for them. But the useful things they subscribe are deleted so fast like the movie of Jennifer Lopez goes out of cinema hall. I don’t get even 5% of my subscribers reading my new post. What may be the reason behind this? I DON’T KNOW!!!!
I don’t think this is just my problem rather I think it happens to all of the bloggers around. People subscribe to your blog; you get happy to have more readers and while checking your stats, don’t forget to put your hands on your head!!!
Here I am not giving the solution nor am I investigating the question. I am just asking to all of you in search of better advice. Excuse me, why aren’t my subscribers reading my posts?
If you too Fall In My Category Then Please Share Your View Through Comments.
If you find my post somehow okay and want to Subscribe then please Promise me that YOU WILL READ MY POST!!!

Some Worst Posts!!!
Selling Lindsay Lohan’s ASS To Get Blog Traffic!!
The Easiest Way To Get Traffic From Digg!
How To Get Traffic From Mybloglog?

Caution: If you have good blog and don’t want to loose the reputation of your blog then PLEASE DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!

This idea is for losers. Losers like me! Got a blog, saw a dream of making money, tried writing worst posts but NO TRAFFIC AT ALL! Lie in this category? Oh then you are a loser too!! He he .This post is completely dedicated to YOU!
What do you do to get traffic? Say you mom to open your blog many times a day? Or extend your church hour to make god happy so that he will send you traffic? Why don’t you try what I did? Ok tell me first, do you have hot celebrities picture in your computer (exclude Angelina Jolie, she’s a mom afterall)? USE IT AND GET TRAFFIC FROM DIGG OR REDDIT?
I did that and got great traffic. Read my post Selling Lindsay Lohan’s ASS To Get Traffic. I always submitted my post ion digg but never got traffic. So I began searching for the ways to get traffic from Digg. From my survey I found that there is great mass of people using DIGG who loves to see the hot things of Hot People. So why not drive them to your blog. Now I am going to teach you how to drive them to your blog. And yeah I don’t need a Hallelujah!
Take a hot picture of super hot people and then edit an old post of your blog and upload the picture there and publish it. Go to Digg or Reddit. Fill in the blanks and your post is submitted! Now just see the flow of people coming to your blog to see that hot pictures or video. What? You wanted the traffic and you got it!
Some people’s writing is so great that they will easily get traffic because of their writing. But what about the losers like us? Don’t we deserve traffic? So I used this easiest and instant way. What about you? Try it to believe it!

Related Post!
Selling Lindsay Lohan’s Ass To Get Traffic.

No traffic from search engines, no traffic from mybloglog and really no traffic from anywhere! But I need traffic to get nice pagerank, to boost the Alexa rank. But no traffic at all! What am I going to do now? Pray the god whole day to request him to send traffic to my blog? Or buy some so called cheap but Expensive traffic? But I found the way. SELLING LINDSAY LOHAN’S ASS!!!!!!!
Was that a Hard hitter? Read the rest of the post.
I was submitting all of my posts in social networking sites like digg or reddit wanting a great traffic. But the traffic was really low like the selling of Paris Hilton’s music album. Then I felt that it’s really hard to get traffic from digg with my pathetic posts. So I tried by writing Lindsay Lohan’s post. Then the traffic increased slightly. I thought Lindsay lohan sells in such sites. So why not take a bold step? Then I started selling LINDSAY LOHAN’S ASS! Voila! It sold like the Led Zeppelin’s concert tickets. I never knew Lindsay Lohan’s ass was so precious. What I did was take a super hot Lindsay’s picture from my computer and post it in my blog and then submitted the URL in digg and reddit. And see the flow of traffic coming to my blog.
Lindsay’s ass is really my blog saver. At last, HAIL Lindsay Lohan’s ASS!!!!!!!

If this post made you crazy then I know it will be really helpful if you SUBSCRIBE ME!

Does FREE ebooks work?

Posted by hoody | 6:55 AM

Straight to the point, yes some of this free Seo ebooks really can help you while some will put you into mental trauma. No kidding, some has such a worst Seo ideas that you may think they are the bad writer than me. But if you find some good seo ebook in the net then it can really help you. After a series of unsuccessful blogs without any readers (exclude me), I began to think about the possible causes of the disaster of my blogs. I always wanted to give good content (forget Britney and Paris Underwear stuff for a while) as I have heard that CONTENT IS THE KING. But my blog was like king without a queen. As there were good contents (ha ha ha …please don’t laugh) but no visitors. So I was thinking about the ways to drive the wild traffic to my blog. Then somewhere I heard that search engines are the major ways to drive traffic to the blog and search engine optimization is the best way to show your idiot face in search engines. Then started my hunt for free seo ebooks. I downloaded lots of free ebooks from Google and started reading it. I read the first one from top to bottom and found that for better search engine rank you should go to some websites and pay them. Funny, isn’t it? They are asking money with me who even makes his girlfriend to pay the bill during date. And next one put me in mental trauma. No kidding, this was the worst ebook that I ever read. But I was happy in a sense that there is someone who writes WORST articles than me. But then I found income for dummies ebook and frankly speaking I found that it was the best seo ebook I ever read but hell it was not FREE. Only two chapters of it were free. It was like giving a full scholarship and asking hefty sum of money to fill the form (it happens in Nepal, you get full scholarship for guitar class worth 1200 but you have to fill a form costing 1000 rupees.) I got confused, the free one is not good and the good one is not free. After that too I read a lot of free seo ebooks and found some were quite interesting too and that helped me in some cases like putting keywords, caching by Google and other stuffs. In a nutshell, I suggest you to read lots of free seo ebooks because even some are bad, they give you some nice information. And the best part is you don’t have to lose anything coz THEY ARE FREE. I will even watch Pamela Andersons movies if it is for free. So take all access to the things that are free and why these free seo ebooks should be exception. If this is the worst post you ever read then please Subscribe me. OPPURTUNIY Get A Free Backlink. Some WORST posts. Worst Ebook I ever read. Lindsay Lohan Quitting Drugs- can Dog live without bone?4 UNCOOL ways to promote your blog- Praise, Beg, Misuse and Irritate.

Was the title a Hardhitter? If yes, read more.
As of fact, around 90% of revenue of Google is generated by Adwords advertisement. The advertisement given by a Google (ads by Google, in common) to different sites or blogs or in Google search is the main resource of Google income. What does it means? Does it make Google eligible to be called a PIMP? Yes!
You have a blog and I am so sure that you use adsense there. If the answer is NO, I should have to shave my arse. Now the story begins. When a user clicks on the ad of the site or blog, you get paid by Google. But do you know that you are paid only around 30 or 40% of the total money that advertisers pay to Google? So where is other money? Surely, in Google’s stomach. Now you see, Google takes money from advertiser, puts ads about them in your blog and gets commission as a middleman. What do we call such a middleman? A PIMP?
The main source of earning of Google is generated by acting as a middleman. Advertiser pays for clicks, Google too pays little amount to the clicks and eat other. Now I think you all are clear about what was I saying? So isn’t Google eligible to be called a pimp?
I don’t have any angriness with Google as adsense too is the main resource of my blogging income (although it is less than $100). I just wanted to make the story clear. Lastly, hey Google PIMP MY BLOG!
If this is the worst post you ever read then why are you being slow to SUBSCRIBE ME!
Other WORST posts!
Generate Heavy Traffic For Your Blog!
What To Do When You Have Nothing To Post About?
Free SEO Books- Can They Help Us?

I am not starting this post with the definition or work of mybloglog as I hope you all know it. So for what purpose are you guys using it? Obvious answer, for promotion of blog! Second obvious answer, to know what is going on blogosphere. Should I give the third obvious answer? I don’t think so. but have you ever used it to make great friends? I am not so fool to expect an obvious answer again. But yeah, we can get many great friends from mybloglog and this post is dedicated to all the sweet friends I made from mybloglog.
We use myspace, we use hi5 and may be facebook too to know new people and make friends. But have you ever used mybloglog? I too hadn’t used it before I started giving pain to people (doesn’t my post gives you pain? He he). But when I entered to blogging then I started using it. My first days were boring and I was just wondering what to do. Then I started making contacts and messaging them. But fortunately I met some good people of my age (unfortunately, for them!) and we started sharing message about our blog. But during the sharing of those messages we became close and we became friends. Nowadays with more than my five great friends I made there, I chat almost everyday and we just don’t talk only about blog rather we also talk about other common things. And the best thing about making friends from mybloglog is ‘Make a friend, get a Reader FREE!”. So why not try to befriend with the people of similar interests using mybloglog?

Oh yeah, Please don’t forget to remember that THIS WAS NOT A SPONSORED POST!!!!
If this post was enough to make you hate me then please SUBSCRIBE me!

Some other WORST posts!
Daily Soap Operas- Mom Cant I Have Food Tonight Also?
What To Do When You Have Nothing To Post About?
Blogging For A Better Tomorrow!

BLOGGING FROM THE THIRD WORLD

Posted by hoody | 7:04 AM

Poor part of the world or least developed world or whatever you call it, welcome to the third world.
Difference in color of skin, difference in ability or difference in attitude but similarity in one thing, MONEY. Yeah this money thing is the only major similarity between the so called first world and us third world. We love money like them and really want to earn loads of it. Since this blog is about making money from blog so I am going to talk about blog today. So how is blogging in third world? Are there any problems in making money from for blogging?
To be true, yes we got some problems in making money from blogs and I am going to talk about it tonight. Let’s start from the base, what makes a Blogger? Of course internet and there is something rotten in the first step. Internet is really expensive here and for a normal family it’s hard to use it. Yeah we got cyber cafes but they too are somehow expensive. So we got a problem in first step.
Okay let’s imagine you did blogging and made some money. Now the problem starts. This is the step where you start feeling depressed. Why? I have a reason. For example let’s talk about getting paid from adsense. When you make $50, they will send you a pin code by post. And you have to wait for more than a month to get that pin code and after you out in your account, they send you a check. And after depositing check in the local band, you are free. Yes free to do anything as it really takes long time. In my view you can get married and finish the loooong honeymoon before you can get your money from the bank. I got 2 checks and it took my more than 45 days both times. God Britney spears can do 22 marriages and divorces between that time. We should wait for that long. Any first world people who has been so late to be paid? And I too have heard that in some rich Asian or European country you get paid by western union. But this is not applicable for Nepal and I think I will be old when it will arrive in Nepal.
Now let’s talk about paypal. The big player of internet money like Payperpost, Smorty and some more programs pays you through paypal. And WE CANNOT RECEIVE MONEY FROM PAYPAL IN NEPAL. Now what am I going to do with the money I earn through this program? SEND TO CHARITY!
These are the only some problems there are more lots problem to make money from blogging here. Because this is third world and this is the story of Blogging in Third World.
I know you really hated this post, so why not to SUBSCRIBE ME!

Some more WORST posts!
What To Do When You Have Nothing To Post About?
How To Get Traffic From Commenting Other Blogs?
Jon Davies Ebook