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Showing posts with label me myself. Show all posts

Check at feedburner, saw the growing rate of subscribers’ everyday and hope to have more readers of the new post. But when checked the stats, FUCK UP! Excuse me, why aren’t subscribers reading the new posts?
The above thing is like an unsolved mystery for me. Seriously I think this is most complex thing then finding the total number of person Paris Hilton slept with. The amount of subscribers is rising day by day but if you filter the readers among the subscribers, the result is nearly null. Why is this happening? And the shittiest thing is if people don’t want to read the future articles of the post then WHY THE FUCK DO THEY SUBSCRIBE?
People just subscribe the blog if they find it interesting and useful for them. But the useful things they subscribe are deleted so fast like the movie of Jennifer Lopez goes out of cinema hall. I don’t get even 5% of my subscribers reading my new post. What may be the reason behind this? I DON’T KNOW!!!!
I don’t think this is just my problem rather I think it happens to all of the bloggers around. People subscribe to your blog; you get happy to have more readers and while checking your stats, don’t forget to put your hands on your head!!!
Here I am not giving the solution nor am I investigating the question. I am just asking to all of you in search of better advice. Excuse me, why aren’t my subscribers reading my posts?
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Around 200 page views per day, some clicks on low paying ads and just a few pennies per day. Looks depressing, isn’t it? Yeah this is the story of my site and IT IS DEPRESSING. But no, it doesn’t depress me anymore. Because at this moment I am not blogging for today, I am blogging for tomorrow, a better tomorrow. That tomorrow when I will have name and money, that tomorrow when I should not think for ten times before spending a penny, that tomorrow when I will be called a successful Blogger.
‘BLOGGING GIVES LOTS OF MONEY.’ This was the line that played a great role for me to start blogging. So I build a blog, copied some pages from other people’s site and started waiting for money. But Alas! Money never came to me and I started thinking that blogging does not give any money. But I was wrong. Blogging gives money but only if you are eligible for that money. This is the greatest rule of blogging and I understood it lately. So these days my less page views and less income doesn’t harass me rather it gives me strength to do something more and better. Because as I told you I am not blogging for today, I am blogging for a better tomorrow. I dream of having high page rank, heavy traffic and lots of money tomorrow and I know blogging can give all that to me. So I am working hard for a better tomorrow.
This is not only my story rather this is the story that comes at least once in the life of each and every bloggers. I know you too may have experienced the problem of not having good traffic and good earnings. And you too may have been depressed after checking your stats. You too may have dreamt of coming to the top page of Google and you never made it. You too, yeah I mean you. This is every blogger’s experience and this is every blogger’s story. No one is exception not even John Chow, not even Yaro Starak. So what do they used to do at that time, curse the god? I don’t think they cursed the god or waited for good luck to be in their favor rather they worked hard on their blogs. They are top today because they dreamt of being on this place. Yeah they dreamt and worked hard for a better tomorrow.
I still don’t know why I am writing this post today and what effect would this post make. I am just writing this because if I feel depressed again someday then I would read this post again and will get some more strength. You may think that this post is only for me and it is right in some sense too. But I know it is your story too and may make sense to you too. And I am serious about this topic because I blogging for better tomorrow, WE ARE BLOGGING FOR BETTER TOMORROW!

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What’s there in NAME? - Shakespeare said.
There is something in NAME- I say.
After reading the title you may think that I have gone crazy. But why would I go crazy? Neither I have watched any Reality Shows lately nor I have heard a new JOKE telling that Lindsay is leaving Hollywood (These two things can kill me man!)Then why the heck are you writing about such a minor thing? Because from my experience minor things too sometimes plays a major role for your blog and I have been witnessing it for last some weeks. Yes profile name really works to a large extent and sometimes may give a sweet surprising result.
Before a week when I checked my site stats on mybloglog then I found that I had some page views from search engine for the keyword Aerobin or Aerobin reviews. I still don’t know what this Aerobin means actually but I am getting much traffic for this word. In fact this word is my profile name. Aerobin, aero for my best band Aerosmith and Bin from my name Rabin. When both meet then there came a word Aerobin. And that word didn’t came along rather it came with some traffic for my blog. I am still getting traffic for this word and I feel really good to have such a lucky user name.
Before, I had written many posts using lots of keywords to come on the first page of the search engine. I wrote a post taking lots of time to place the keywords properly in a proper place and it was a hard work. But to be true none of such pages came on the first page of search engine. But the name I kept so lightly without thinking is giving me lots of visitors. It really feels incredible. So I am writing this post to show my surprise.
I have no idea to suggest you to keep the username that can come on search engine and I am just sharing my experience. And I have no suggestion to give you. I think its all about luck. So keep blogging and I wish you too have a searchable username. But don’t you think my blog has proved Shakespeare’s theory wrong? There is something in name man, really. In fact there are many things in name. Yup, this smartass Sexpeare challenges Shakespeare. He he.
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Ridiculous, worst and unnecessary drama! This is what I think of daily television soap operas. But ask to my mom about these things and you will get answer-simple, sweet and best.
What’s going on? The thing I hate is my mom’s favorite. Yes I am talking about all those ridiculous television soap operas and the problems they created to the innocent (?) child like me. My mom is a huge fan of all those family soap operas coming in TV and what I know is she never wants to miss any episodes of such rubbish(as I call them) shows. They start in the evening and runs until nearly midnight and my mom is totally glued in the sofa watching all those craps. I’ll bet if the glue company finds my mom then they are going to make her their Brand Ambassador. No kidding, afterall she is glued to the sofa for such a long time.
I don’t think you will believe but I have slept many nights without having food as my mom was busy watching her favorite’s soap operas and I HATE TO Cook. YEAH I AM THE WORST COOK EVER. If you ever tasted some dish cooked by me then I’ll bet you are never going to have that dish ever in your life. My teacher once suggested me that if I ever wanted to do social service then I should STOP cooking and that will be the best social service in my whole life. He he. Oh sorry! I am going out of topic. Yeah I have to sleep without food because of those TV dramas(they are such a crap that if you show such soaps to any person who is not able to sleep for months, he will sleep in five minutes and chances are he may never wake up ever).And do you know another worst thing? My poor dad is our new cook now and I don’t have to say that he is also a worst cook like me. And do you believe my mom kept the name of her grandchild by the name of the so called hero of her best TV drama, Anurag.
The most of the daily soap she watches are Indian and the topic they cover is about family. What is the nice family? Who breaks the family and how they reunite and have a happy ending is the main theme there. Do you know the most common things on all of those dramas? There is always a negative woman on the family and she always try to destroy the family (shit man, I really feel pity for such women as they are losing all their energy on breaking a small family. If they use such tricks as they use on TV then they can break the country. He he).You may ask, isn’t it true? Doesn’t a woman break the home in real life? Yes I know, a bad woman always breaks the home and it is happening on everybody’s home. So my point is if it is happening in every home then why the hell do you watch it on TV? Just open the curtain and watch it on every home of your society. I too don’t understand why the housewives are being addicted to such craps? In one of the show there is the girl who is married nearly five times in last two years and has dozen of children (including steps children too). Sometime I wonder if it is a home or CHILD CARE CENTER. And you know she is the heroin of that television show. Such a loose character women is heroine in that show? Are all good girls in this world are drown by river or swallowed by sky? I think now all the loose characters women are really happy to see that and may think themselves too as heroine. He he. And before some months. I read in a paper (I mean newspaper idiots, who reads the blank paper?) that there was a protest in India after a hero of one show was shown dead. My mom too becomes sad sometimes after watching such show and I will be in problem. In such days it’s hard for me to get pocket money because of her bad mood and if I don’t have money, WHAT THE HECK I AM GOING TO DO ON MY DATE? So all these craps are putting me in lots of problems which may seem funny to you but I am living with it. And you know the worst part of these daily soap operas? They don’t even have any HOT SCENE. I hope it will be lot better if they kept Pamela AND Britney in those Indian soap operas. If they do so they will get a loyal viewer like me. He he.
Its already 9 p.m today and mom is still glued on her sofa watching TV. So I am going to ask the same common question with her; Mom should I sleep without food again?
This is my experience and I know you too may have such experience with soap operas. Please share it with me posting a comment.
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WOW LINDSAY

Posted by hoody | 12:41 AM



WOW JUS GIV A LOOK! MINDBLOWING!

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Wait! Before you start thinking I will clarify the title. I am not saying that my hair was planted to Zidane’s head and after that to theRonaldinho’s. I am just sharing the one year journey of my hair. From its size of Zidane’s to its growth to the size of Ronaldinho’s.
It all started a year’s ago. I had quite long hair and I loved it. But unfortunately while escaping from college (I mean bunking college), the bike I was riding banged on the wall and I fell and broke my head (excuse my English). So I had to cut it (I am talking about cutting hair not head!). Then I had a small hair. But I used to feel uncomfortable with that hair as I want to be like rockster and usually rockster got long hair. This was the time when I entered in blogging field. I am in fact a guy with a deep eyes and thin mouth as of Zidane. So I used to compare myself with Zidane that time. And to be frank, I don’t think Zidane is handsome. So I felt sorry for my short hair. As I was waiting my hair to be long, something good was happening to me. That is my online thing was going okay. So I ran both things on same ratio. The growth of my hair and growth of my blog were going up slowly and steadily.
Day went and night went, so was my hair going longer and longer. I really liked this hair. It was slowly converting to Ronaldinho from Zidane and I was happy for that. This is a real great thing (at least for me). But you know, I live in Nepal and you got really narrow minded people here. If you gotta long hair then they think that you are a bad guy. All of your neighbors start to look you in such way. And my parents too are some how conservative so they started to give me pressure to cut my hair. But why would I? Why should I listen to them? I am a youth and a freak. So I neglected them and told them to leave my hair alone (can it be? leave your hair alone?). But when my hair got long I too felt that it was not suiting me too much. So with due respect to my parents (?), I am cutting my hair today and going to put stop in the journey of my hair. But I am wishing that if I was Britney Spears then I could sell my hair to eBay. They can sell everything. If things go this way then I am sure that one day their shit too will be on sale in eBay. Ha ha.
This was the journey of my hair from Zidane to Ronaldinho and today it’s going to stop.
R.I.P my lovely hair.

BOMBS IN KATHMANDU

Posted by hoody | 8:33 AM

This is the black day for all the people of Katmandu. Everybody is worried and sad and an unknown fear has taken place in their heart. Today the biggest explosion took place in Katmandu. It is considered as the greatest explosion in the history of Katmandu. The city which is known for its temples and natural beauty was full of blady smokes of bombs which killed two people and made several hurt. It happened nearly at 5 p.m. which is the closing time of office hours and at that time many people are on the street to get bus for home. So the bombers thought it as an appropriate time and 5 bombs were serially exploded in Katmandu valley. A college student and women of nearly 40 years were killed in this accident. Every Nepalese are worried and are feeling unsecured now. Terai Army, which is the small rebel group of Terai area, took the responsibility of the bombing. But the saddest part of the story is the responsible governmental people has not even visited the hospital and give a sympathy note. This is really sad moment and I want to share this article with the world so that you guys will know the reality and give sympathy to the people. This article is totally dedicated to the dead and injured people of this accident.