Caution: If you have good blog and don’t want to loose the reputation of your blog then PLEASE DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!

This idea is for losers. Losers like me! Got a blog, saw a dream of making money, tried writing worst posts but NO TRAFFIC AT ALL! Lie in this category? Oh then you are a loser too!! He he .This post is completely dedicated to YOU!
What do you do to get traffic? Say you mom to open your blog many times a day? Or extend your church hour to make god happy so that he will send you traffic? Why don’t you try what I did? Ok tell me first, do you have hot celebrities picture in your computer (exclude Angelina Jolie, she’s a mom afterall)? USE IT AND GET TRAFFIC FROM DIGG OR REDDIT?
I did that and got great traffic. Read my post Selling Lindsay Lohan’s ASS To Get Traffic. I always submitted my post ion digg but never got traffic. So I began searching for the ways to get traffic from Digg. From my survey I found that there is great mass of people using DIGG who loves to see the hot things of Hot People. So why not drive them to your blog. Now I am going to teach you how to drive them to your blog. And yeah I don’t need a Hallelujah!
Take a hot picture of super hot people and then edit an old post of your blog and upload the picture there and publish it. Go to Digg or Reddit. Fill in the blanks and your post is submitted! Now just see the flow of people coming to your blog to see that hot pictures or video. What? You wanted the traffic and you got it!
Some people’s writing is so great that they will easily get traffic because of their writing. But what about the losers like us? Don’t we deserve traffic? So I used this easiest and instant way. What about you? Try it to believe it!

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Selling Lindsay Lohan’s Ass To Get Traffic.

No traffic from search engines, no traffic from mybloglog and really no traffic from anywhere! But I need traffic to get nice pagerank, to boost the Alexa rank. But no traffic at all! What am I going to do now? Pray the god whole day to request him to send traffic to my blog? Or buy some so called cheap but Expensive traffic? But I found the way. SELLING LINDSAY LOHAN’S ASS!!!!!!!
Was that a Hard hitter? Read the rest of the post.
I was submitting all of my posts in social networking sites like digg or reddit wanting a great traffic. But the traffic was really low like the selling of Paris Hilton’s music album. Then I felt that it’s really hard to get traffic from digg with my pathetic posts. So I tried by writing Lindsay Lohan’s post. Then the traffic increased slightly. I thought Lindsay lohan sells in such sites. So why not take a bold step? Then I started selling LINDSAY LOHAN’S ASS! Voila! It sold like the Led Zeppelin’s concert tickets. I never knew Lindsay Lohan’s ass was so precious. What I did was take a super hot Lindsay’s picture from my computer and post it in my blog and then submitted the URL in digg and reddit. And see the flow of traffic coming to my blog.
Lindsay’s ass is really my blog saver. At last, HAIL Lindsay Lohan’s ASS!!!!!!!

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An Open Letter To Lindsay Lohan.
Dear Lindsay Lohan,
I heard you came back from the rehab. At this time, I think, you are celebrating your return with your GREAT friends of Hollywood who firstly showed you the way to black ocean of Drugs and now are laughing to see you drowning on that deep ocean. They never drowned but you did. And may be you are planning to celebrate with your GREAT dad who once threatened to kill you. Or you are wishing to meet your old boyfriends who banged you and never looked back. Sorry to say Lindsay but the bitter truth is you are surrounded only by the devils.
Before you were a cute little girl playing some movies and commercials and were seen on little space of newspaper and internet. But you were not satisfied with that and you wanted big and easy name. So you started to open up. Your body and your thoughts all were being naked and it seemed like you got nothing private Lindsay. And you know, the crowd went crazy and you were highly famous. You were on MTV, you were on internet, and you were everywhere. There was your name on every lips and your photo was on the front page of ever piece of paper. Lots of people could die just to see you once. And you, you were so happy to see your huge so called fans and I was standing on the wall and laughing at your foolishness. You never understood that they all were phoney; you never understood that the crazy people were not fan of you, they were just crazy about your white naked body. You lost your identity baby; you were just like a sex doll. You were happy having name everywhere but you never checked if it was a BAD NAME.
Last time I did a little research in your name. I just wanted to know what people searches most about the great Lindsay Lohan. And do you know what do people search most about you? You will be shocked Lindsay. Lindsay Lohan nude, Lindsay Lohan upskirt, Lindsay Lohan naked and more of your nakedness is the most famous keywords about you. Where are you Lindsay? Where is your identity? You are just a sex puppet Lindsay. Nobody loves you from the middle of soul. Everybody just wants to sleep with you but nobody wants to take commitment. You changed a dozen of boyfriends in a year Lindsay and now you are alone. Why? I told you before; you are surrounded by phoney peoples. They all played with you and you are still happy thinking that you played with them.
I think this letter is becoming lengthy. So I think its time to stop it. But at last I want to plea you to change. Its time to change Lindsay! You just can’t be like this always. After 20 years, for what you will like to be remembered? A HOLLYWOOD-WHORE. you are thieving other’s husbands, you are toxicated with cocaine and you are sleeping with whoever you want. Are these the stories you will be telling to your grandchildren? Change yourself girl, this is the second chance for you and what if life doesn’t gives you the third chance. And do you know Lindsay, I have a really beautiful sister who likes you and wants to be like you. But you know I DON’T WANT HER TO BECOME LINDSAY LOHAN. Sorry to say Lindsay but you just became a CHEAP sex icon.
Yours sincerely
Aerofreak.

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other posts about LINDSAY LOHAN
Lindsay Lohan quitting Drugs- Can A DOg Live Without Bone?
Lindsay Lohan- Truly Madly Deeply

Lindsay Lohan quitting drug and Hollywood. This was the biggest joke I heard currently. What’s going on in Hollywood? The freak is leaving drug? This is the resemblance to dog leaving bone. But yeah the course was quiet trustable. Lindsay’s media-whore dad currently told about this while talking about the emotional (?) reunion of world’s BEST father and daughter. Why best? Why not? Her father is her idol. Both were found guilty in drink n drive case. Have you seen any daughter following her father like this? Ha ha. Acc. To Michael Lohan; ‘When we finally came face to face we just clung on to each other and did not stop crying for at least half an hour. Lindsay said, ‘Daddy, I have done some terrible things and been addicted to drugs but please believe me I will never do drugs again’. She assured me she has given drugs up for good. And when I looked into her eyes I 100% believed her. She said she does not want to live in Hollywood as that is where this evil in her life happens. She said, ‘I hate Hollywood and I don’t want to work there. I need a break and I am moving away’. Wow what a promise. Hey Lindsay! How could you be so selfish? Hollywood gave u fame n name and you think this is the bad place? And you are quitting drug too? Then for what are you going to live? For your bad boyfriend Calum Best? And if you leave Hollywood, what are you going to do for living? Sell potatoes?

And yeah I’ve got some pics of Lindsay smoking a cigarette in Utah, where she is in rehab. I was the biggest fan of Lindsay before but now I am slamming her because now I hate her now. Yeah I knew she was into drugs before but I have not seen her sick face and worst eyes. Look in the below picture, this is not the eye of hot girl rather this is the eye of drug addicts. I’ve lost many friends having same eyes battling with drugs. So I really hate such eyes. Damn god. I really hate her now.
Lastly, this is not the first time Lindsay is in rehab rather this is the third time. And she couldn’t leave drug before then how she is going to leave it now. But if Lindsay quits the drug then I must say that SOME DOGS CAN LIVE WITHOUT BONE.

Another WORST post about Lindsay.
Lindsay Lohan- Truly, madly deeply

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