7 evil tips to get more clicks and more earning from Google Adsense

If you are a Blogger or a freak internet user you have probably heard about EASY MONEY ONLINE WITH GOOGLE ADSENSE . Google Adsense is publishing agency on which we (ad publisher) are paid for putting their Adwords ads in our blog/site .We are only paid when somebody clicks on the ads on our site as per the advertiser pays them (1/10). It means that more click more money, more paying ads more money. Here are some evil tips for you to get more ad clicks and more revenue.

1. Click your own ad click again if more paid: It means to click your own ad on your blog/site from any place i.e. from office, Friend’s house, cyber café and other internet provided places and note the ad you have clicked ,Which site does it link . After clicking your ad check your Adsense accounts if more paid from that ad then again run to internet café and click the same ad again. Beware that you should not go to the same cyber café or other internet provided which you have not used to click your ad just before. You should make 2-3 days gap on one cyber café or other internet provided places for clicking ad so that your account will not be terminated.

2. Use Messenger and Beg your Friend: If you are interested in chatting via internet then get more benefit from it. Give your blog/site url to your online partner and ask him/her to click on the ad on your blog/site. Find more online partner per day and ask them to help their good friend (you) by clicking your blog/site ad. ‘dear friend do you forgot that I paid for your coffee last year so please click on my ad’; 5this is the example of begging. need a begging tips from a professional begger(its me) subscribe me.

3. Build Clickers community: it is the most effective way then the others. If you know any person who is Adsense ad publisher (people who publish ad on their site/blog) then have a meeting with him/her and say that you will click their Adsense Ad whenever you use internet and they should also have to do so. If you are able to make more than 20 clickers (people who click the ad) on your clickers community your Adsense business will flop down other ad publishers.i did it last time and made 32 such people but everybody left me out after being unable to deal with my craps.

4. Cry on blog/site viewers: mention your problems in your blog/site (for e.g. husband died, mother has cancer, father died on sept 11 etc but don’t tell your mother-in-law died as it is a good thing like my dad said) and ask them if they are a good person then help you by clicking your blog ads. It is not much effective it many give 2 -3 clicks as per 1m page views.

5. 50:50 Offer: start a new section in your blog/site named Money 50: 50. Mention that if someone clicks Ad on your site/blog, then the earned money from the click from that ad will be given by 50 % to the clickers as the ads pays to you. Convince clickers when the money earned from them by clicking your ad reaches min $10 then their money will be send through paypal to their (clickers) paypal account. It depends upon how much convincing power you have via internet. and yeah at last you can even kick their ass.

6. Less content more Ads: If your blog contains more ads then the content (key for flop site/blog) the page viewer sees only ads. Some times viewer’s mouse will slip on the ad due to more ads and without the interest of the viewer and the ad will be clicked. It is the worst idea it may give 1 -2 clicks per 1m page views. and if it gives that much tooo be happy.

7. mommy help me: this is 5the last step. if nothing helps your mom is stioll there. she will spread the news all over relatives and make them to click your ads. if they don’t do that then are gonna miss the money mom gives them when visiting our home. so why not say mom I love you.

these are the worst and evil ideas on increasing Adsense revenue but please take it all in your own risk. coz you may get BANNED FROM ADSESNSE!

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